First of all... D: OMG-I'm-so-sorry-I-didn't-realize-how-blunt/rude-my-second-entry-was! I doooo want to come to dinner, I'm just annoyed my church scheduled the haunted forest on the same night. So... Can has forgiveness? :3
Number two: Xin Wuku, Urban Ninja
Totally awesome guy. If you've never heard of him, what you're missing out on is basically a modern ninja.
Xin Wuku [calls himself the "Son of Heaven"] is self taught martial artist. His family escaped from Cambodia and came to America, where he's lived most of his life. Interested in martial arts from a young age, Xin slowly learned by copying from old Kung Fu movies and Teenaged Mutant Ninja Turtles.
When he was about 15/16, Xin met his hero, Jackie Chan, at the local Walmart where Chan was signing his new autobiography. When Xin reached the head of the signing line, he greeted Chan with a "Nihao" and asked to join his stunt team. Jackie laughed and said, "Maybe when you're a little older."
From that day on, Xin trained his body and mind to be the best martial artist in the world. With a small fan base and a name in big shows like "American Gladiators", Xin's fame slowly rises to the top.
However, Xin may be most famous for his YouTube video, Urban Ninja.