Two things:

First of all... D: OMG-I'm-so-sorry-I-didn't-realize-how-blunt/rude-my-second-entry-was! I doooo want to come to dinner, I'm just annoyed my church scheduled the haunted forest on the same night. So... Can has forgiveness? :3

Number two: Xin Wuku, Urban Ninja

Totally awesome guy. If you've never heard of him, what you're missing out on is basically a modern ninja.

Xin Wuku [calls himself the "Son of Heaven"] is self taught martial artist. His family escaped from Cambodia and came to America, where he's lived most of his life. Interested in martial arts from a young age, Xin slowly learned by copying from old Kung Fu movies and Teenaged Mutant Ninja Turtles.

When he was about 15/16, Xin met his hero, Jackie Chan, at the local Walmart where Chan was signing his new autobiography. When Xin reached the head of the signing line, he greeted Chan with a "Nihao" and asked to join his stunt team. Jackie laughed and said, "Maybe when you're a little older."

From that day on, Xin trained his body and mind to be the best martial artist in the world. With a small fan base and a name in big shows like "American Gladiators", Xin's fame slowly rises to the top.

However, Xin may be most famous for his YouTube video, Urban Ninja.



sugar and spice said...

geez, dont say OMG when apologizing about cussing.

katz said...

can i has forgiveness and a cookie?

Anonymous said...

you CAN has forgiveness =) (wasn't really an offense)